Speaking of nose shape, check out these little "torture" devices:
(props to the models that manage to pose with a serious face)
The " They see me Rollin', they Hatin' " style
The "at least I don't have to massage my nose for ages" style
The "Star Trek" style
The "I have money to burn" model (this one costs well over 140 usd at the moment)
And if none of the previous was silly enough for you, you can always buy this (because butterflies make anything better, no wait... that was puppies)
If you do a little research for yourselves, you'll see that such devices probably don't work, or have no permanent results, but I guess they're great for those times, you just don't feel goofy enough.